We get it. We really do. Sometimes you feel aimless, like your life is simply going around in circles. Today is like yesterday and the day prior, and the forecast for tomorrow indicates an 89% chance of more of the same. The slog is long.

Today, we’re here to provide some encouragement to you: At least ants know how you feel!

Yesterday, on the pleasingly insect-branded social media site BlueSky, Dr. Jane Waters shared an article – from 1944! – detailing a remarkable behavior of some army ants:

Spotted this figure from a paper left out on our lab bench and OMG it’s not an ant death spiral, it’s the *everything bagel* from Everything Everywhere All at Once #eeaao

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Formally termed an “ant mill”, this rather mesmerizing moving circle forms when nomadic blind army ants, guided by pheromone trails laid by their sisters before them, accidentally purchase tickets on a circular train with direct service to nowhere. As reported by the author of the study, T.C. Schneirla, most of the ants did not make it through the end of the next day. Thus, ant mills are more colorfully described as “death spirals”.

So, feel encouraged, wandering readers, that at least your aimless circle has left you full of life, continuing to step forward – minute by minute, day by day – into the uncertain future. And perhaps your path is not as purposeless as it seems. Ant death spirals inspired philosopher Dr. Briana Toole in her Philosophy Phriday reflection on echo chambers among humans. Who knows what unexpected inspiration your life may bring?

A Labidus praedator worker grasping the meaning of life. Image: Alex Wild
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2 responses to “The Spiral of Death”

  1. David Shekelberg Avatar
    David Shekelberg

    This article on ant death spirals was quite uninteresting, but what I did find interesting was the eerie relevance to the current state of this website. Just as ants become trapped in a seemingly endless loop, it appears that the moderators and authors here have been stuck in a cycle of inaction and insipidness. The article’s description of ants following each other without purpose or direction is hauntingly similar to the way this website seems to be drifting without clear vision. It’s a fascinating observation, and one that makes me wonder if the website’s current trajectory is a case of organizational ant-ism – mindlessly following the same patterns until something intervenes to break the cycle.

    Also ShareBlue lmaoooo what a fag

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  2. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    This is just so sad to me, because even though I don’t check this website often, I’ve too noticed the steady, but sure, decline in articles, and news announcements, that made me like this websit so much, and made me hopeful for the Myrmecology commuinity. I’ve looked on this news outlit ever since I discovered it in 4 grade. Don’t let it die! I mean this not as a criticism, but as a plea.

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